File #25-118
Current Foster Location: Pakenham, ON
*Please note that we do not typically adopt outside of a 2 hour radius from the foster dogs current location*
The name’s Adidas, but my foster mom calls me her “buster boy,” which is code for “undisputed ruler of this household.” Someone’s gotta be the boss, and frankly, my siblings are a bit... chaotic. Me? I prefer a solid 16-hour nap and the finer things in life.
Mornings here are mayhem—my siblings launch a 5AM wake-up coup daily. Potty breaks, royal breakfast, then more outdoor time before my foster mom ditches me for her so-called "job." Rude. I get a lunchtime snack and play, then it’s back to my crate for essential beauty sleep.
Other dogs are cool. I grace the resident doodle with occasional play. I'd be fine with a canine buddy, but I’m not needy. I adapt.
Cats are decorative furniture that moves. I literally don’t even see them. So if you've got one, great. I'll ignore it.
My foster mom also calls me “sassy.” I prefer “assertive.” If I’m not being carried or coddled, I’ll issue a polite bark—or ten. A gentle reminder of my status.
My real passion is napping. I wake up like a supernova, then promptly collapse in a toy bin or on a convenient human foot. My brothers zoom; I snooze. I’m calm, mostly.
If you're looking for a low-key, high-maintenance, outrageously handsome canine overlord… congratulations. You’ve found him. You're welcome.
