File #25-038
Current Foster Location: Lanark, ON
*Please note that we do not typically adopt outside of a 2 hour radius from the foster dogs current location*
My fellow Canadians (and anyone willing to provide belly rubs), I stand before you today as a proud, pint-sized candidate for the highest office in your heart. Let’s get one thing straight—I’m firmly against becoming the 51st state, and I firmly oppose belly rub tariffs.
Now, let’s talk about my platform. I bring years (okay, months) of experience as a cuddle expert and certified good boy. I sit like a proper gentleman for my meals, waiting for the magic word—“okay!”—before digging in like I just won free poutine for life.
I have the social skills of a seasoned diplomat—I know when my doggy friends want to play, and I totally respect when they don’t. But if snuggling with hoomans was a federal priority, I’d be the Minister of Cuddles.
I love other dogs (big or small), and while a furry sibling would be amazing, I’d also be happy soaking up all the attention for myself. I haven’t met a cat yet, but I have a feeling we’d at least be respectful co-workers in the great Canadian mission of being adorable.
I’m not much of a barker—unless I’m in my crate. But once I see it as my cozy kingdom, I’ll be as quiet as the House of Commons in the summer.
In the end, all I want is love, a boost onto the couch, and a chance to protect my snuggle sovereignty.
