I'm ready for my new family!

File #25-114
Current Foster Location: Arnprior, ON

*Please note that we do not typically adopt outside of a 2 hour radius from the foster dogs current location*

Introducing the Future of Puppyhood: The Puma 3000

Prepare to upgrade your life with Puma, the latest and greatest in high-energy, food-powered, self-launching technology!

Key Features:

• Auto-Trip Mode – Watch as Puma enthusiastically zooms through your home… and promptly tumbles over his own feet. Graceful? No. Entertaining? Every single time.
• Advanced Nap Placement – No designated sleep zones needed! Puma will power down anywhere—under furniture, mid-stride, or dramatically sprawled across the floor.
• Hyperfood Drive – Maximum-speed food acquisition technology ensures Puma reaches his bowl at record-breaking velocity. Do not stand in his way. Seriously.
• Limited Potty Mapping – Indoor and outdoor options available. Accuracy still pending. Your patience is appreciated.
• Self-Play Optimization – Can entertain himself with a single toy, but will also initiate playtime chaos with others (whether they’re ready or not).

User Warnings:

• Finger Chew Detection still in beta—corrections required.
• Noise Alerts may occur when placed in confinement zones (xpen protests currently in effect).
• Independence Mode – Cuddling is optional. Puma prefers free-range lounging.

Act fast—this one-of-a-kind model won’t last long!