File #25-116
Current Foster Location: Arnprior, ON
*Please note that we do not typically adopt outside of a 2 hour radius from the foster dogs current location*
BREAKING NEWS: THE REEBOK 5000 HAS ARRIVED!
Tired of boring, predictable pets? Upgrade your life with Reebok, the high-speed, high-energy, pup engineered for maximum entertainment!
FEATURES & SPECS:
- Turbo-Charged Play Mode – Built-in bounce technology allows for rapid, unpredictable movement around the house. No warning, no logic—just pure chaos.
- Vocal Interaction System– "Ree" doesn’t just play, he talks while playing. Expect running commentary as he launches himself into life.
- Snuggle Mode – While not standard on all units, Reebok is compatible with select cuddle partners (shoutout to River!).
- Food Protection Protocol – Must be fed separately to prevent unauthorized snack theft. Slow eater, but highly food-motivated.
- Nap Override Feature – When Reebok crashes, he crashes. Warning: This often includes climbing onto humans for sudden shutdown.
KNOWN BUGS & UPDATES:
- Potty Training Patch – Still downloading… may take additional patience.
- Crate Resistance System – Unit will engage in evasive maneuvers before entering xpen. Expect occasional chase scenes.
- Furniture & Finger Compatibility Issues – Teeth-in-progress; learning appropriate chewing targets.
- USER ADVISORY:
Reebok is not a low-energy accessory. He is a loud, lively, mischief-filled pup with enough personality to power a small country. If you love adventure, chaos, and a dog who lives life FULL SEND, this is the adoption upgrade for you.
ACT FAST—THE REEBOK 5000 WON’T STAY IN STOCK FOR LONG!
