File #25-051
Current Foster Location: Bourget, ON
*Please note that we do not typically adopt outside of a 2 hour radius from the foster dogs current location*
Oh hey, sorry—I didn’t see ya there! I was busy flopping outta my crate for belly rubs (as is tradition). I’m Roscoe, a proud tripawd! Don’t go calling me “disabled”—I’m abled in all the ways that count. I can outrun your average four-legged dog, outsnuggle your weighted blanket, and I'm tougher than black ice in February.
Let’s talk about my tail. It's a work of art—thick, fluffy, and looks like someone dipped it in white paint. I wag it when I’m happy, I wag it when I’m extra happy, and sometimes I wag it just because it looks so cool.
I love kids because they match my energy. Wrestling and running around with other dogs is one of my favourite things, but full disclosure: sometimes I steal their toys even if mine is literally the same. It’s not theft—it’s strategic interest reallocation, like how the U.S. treats softwood lumber.
I’m house-trained, crate-trained (with a soft jazz bedtime playlist, obviously), and I will kiss anyone who makes eye contact too long—I kiss first and ask questions never.
Adopt me—because I'm ready to be your best buddy, and I’ve got more grit than the entire Leafs roster come playoff time. Yeah, I said it.
