File #25-107
Current Foster Location: Orleans, ON
*Please note that we do not typically adopt outside of a 2 hour radius from the foster dogs current location*
I’m a kiss-powered, cuddle-fueled, mulch-munching potato with legs. I wake up around 5–5:30 AM to begin my noble daily quest for snacks, snuggles, and possibly world domination via cuteness. Sometimes I go back to bed. Sometimes I immediately need to do zoomies. There is no pattern. Only vibes.
I have refined tastes: soft blankets (preferably stolen), belly rubs (apply liberally), cat tunnels (I am the torpedo) and gardening (but just the parts where I eat your plants and you gasp dramatically).
I’m nearly house-trained. I mostly go outside, but occasionally I use a pee pad because I believe in backup systems. I come when called—unless I’m doing something hilarious. I’m learning leash stuff too. I strut like I own the sidewalk, unless there's a squirrel. Or a leaf. Or a suspiciously shaped rock.
I travel like a dream if I’ve got a blanket, a seatbelt, and your full attention. I love playing with other animals—especially cats who enjoy chaos—but I can be shy around new dogs until I know they’re not jerks.
Loud noises are scary. I will retreat to your foot and activate maximum sad eyes. Comfort me, human.
What I need: a yard for zoomies, and a buddy for wrestling (four-legged preferred, but a slow two-legged sibling might do).
Are you ready to sign a lifetime cuddle contract? I’m Sage, and I approve this snuggle message.
