File #25-086
Current Foster Location: Maitland, ON
*Please note that we do not typically adopt outside of a 2 hour radius from the foster dogs current location*
Let’s get the hard truth out of the way:
I don’t know how to dog.
I’m out here freelancing the whole concept.
Do I potty outside? Sometimes.
Do I chew only toys? Debatable.
Do I look adorable doing all of the above? Absolutely.
I’m like, if Ryan Gosling got dropped into a sitcom about puppies and had zero idea what was going on, but somehow still nailed it. That’s me. Chaos wrapped in cuteness.
Here’s what I do know:
Crates are my cozy little bachelor pad. Praise is my lifeblood, I'm discovering my inner weirdo, and it's beautiful. Speaking of weirdos... birds, squirrels, suspicious-looking leaves—none are safe.
I haven't met any cats yet, but if you’ve got a resident dog who’s basically the wise older sibling type, I’ll totally follow their lead and figure this life thing out faster. If not, that’s fine too—I’ll just bumble along until I become the majestic adult dog I was clearly born to be.
I’m not perfect. But I’m hilarious, sweet, and have soulful eyes that will haunt your dreams (in the best way). I’m looking for someone patient, kind, and ready for unconditional love with a side of comedy—let’s do this.
