File #25-102
Current Foster Location: Kingston, ON
*Please note that we do not typically adopt outside of a 2 hour radius from the foster dogs current location*
Trayce’s Guide to Being the Bestest Dog Ever (written by Trayce, the expert in all things adorable).
Chapter 1: How to Be the Perfect Wake-Up Call The key to waking up your human is enthusiasm. Either I wait patiently for them to stir (boring) OR I go for the classic full-body cuddle attack—highly effective, highly appreciated (probably). Bonus points if I dramatically sigh until they acknowledge me.
Chapter 2: Backyard Patrol
First rule of backyard exploration: leave no leaf un-sniffed. Every smell is a mystery waiting to be solved.
Chapter 3: Work vs. Stay-at-Home Dilemma Coming to work with my human? Excellent choice. I provide essential emotional support and legally required cuddles. Staying home? Less ideal, but if treats are involved, I can negotiate.
Chapter 4: Walks—The Ultimate Test of Excitement Control
I LOVE WALKS. Perhaps a little too much. I am currently mastering the art of calm strolling instead of chaotic zooming. Progress is slow, but optimism remains high.
Chapter 5: Social Etiquette—How to Be the Most Likeable Dog Ever
I love dogs. I love big and little humans. I even mostly love cats. But I have manners. No jumping, no invading personal space (unless cuddles are happening, in which case, full invasion is required).
Chapter 6: Nighttime Cuddles—the Most Important Task of the Day
The best way to end the day? Maximum snuggles. Belly rubs. Ear scratches. General admiration. A happy Trayce is one who is covered in affection.
Final Thoughts: The Secret to Being the Bestest Dog
It’s simple, really. Love your human. Stay close. Accept every treat offered. And most importantly—never pass up a chance for cuddles.
And that, dear reader, is how I, Trayce, achieve peak perfection. Now, where’s my treat?
